Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Remember the Dorks who have threatened to unmarry if Marriage Equality passes? Ho Ho Ho.


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/06/14/1393164/-Remember-the-Dorks-who-have-threatened-to-unmarry-if-Marriage-Equality-passes-Ho-Ho-Ho?detail=email
Brutally uninvited from friend's wedding
They were friends for a decade but the proclamation from these buffoons simply tore it.
Annie Hagar wrote that she and her fiance have known for Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah for over ten years, attending their wedding although with different partners at the time. While she had previously invited the Christian couple to her upcoming wedding, his “publicity stunt” announcement caused her to change her mind, particularly when Jensen texted her fiance afterward asking him if they were still invited.
After wavering a bit, Hagar and her partner decided to teach their high school friend a lesson, with Hagar writing, “My fiance and I have decided the best thing to do is to make sure Nick understands how little he and his twisted world view matters. Couples all over the world of mixed race, mixed religion and now, at least in some countries, the same sex, enjoy a married life their forebears could not have dreamt would one day happen — and Nick and Sarah’s sham divorce will have zero impact on their lives. None.”
She continues to totally eviscerate their reasoning and point out that (A) it is no easy thing to get divorced in Australia ("You can't just jump backwards over your broomstick") and (B) everybody knows tehy have bragged about staying together anyway, shacked up in Sin and everything. Which, in Australia will NOT allow them to meet the established standards for divorce.
And then she ices this delicious little cake:
Then Hagar dropped the hammer, writing, ” I don’t want you anywhere near my wedding. You and your views are not welcome, because you’re right — the institution we’re marrying into isn’t the same one you think you’re in.”
i got one word "BOOYAH!! okay two "TOUCHE'"