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Ted Cruz announced that he will be running for president of the United States. Did he announce early so he could get some limelight before the adults show up? Is he trying to himself for a cabinet appointment/payoff when it becomes clear that his brand of half-baked rhetoric won't get him a nomination? Who knows? (We really do know.)
What we do know is that he's said some pretty genius level things over the past couple of years. Things that make him presidential in a George W. Bush sort of a way (and we all know how well that presidency worked out for the American people). So here are a few Cruz gems:
We begin with Ted Cruz pontificating on ?????
I will credit my father, he invented … green eggs and ham. He did it two ways. The easy way was he would put green food coloring in … But if you take spinach and mix it into the eggs, the eggs turn green … I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I am.
Teddy C on climate change:
"You always have to be worried about something that is considered a so-called scientific theory that fits every scenario. Climate change, as they have defined it, can never be disproved, because whether it gets hotter or whether it gets colder, whatever happens, they'll say, well, it's changing, so it proves our theory."
Ted Cruz-mo-Dee on the Constitution:
This is an administration that seems bound and determine to violate every single one of our bill of rights. I don’t know that they have yet violated the Third Amendment, but I expect them to start quartering soldiers in peoples’ homes soon.just a few i told you leave them alone and they will not betray the assumption of intelligence, if all he has to give credit to his father is he put green dye or spinach in eggs to make them green there is really no reason he should be in politics more suited for comedy central. as far as climate change 90% of scientist vs. Cruz well you know who wins that contest. constitution they are denying American taxpaying citizens their right to vote and their right to life, liberty and the poursuit of happiness by refusing to get on board with ObamaCares, taking food stamps, blocking votes with false charges of fraud which is what they ae committing by claiming it.
he is in opposition with his party people not having party favor if they do manage to buy their way in they have no support from party members and he we know is a tea party favorite and they are in opposition with the moderate and conventional republicans that alone creates a non majority for any tea party agenda he tries to implement, i'm going to leave you with another of GW Bush's little ditty of wisdom he's still the top guy of stupid republican quotes but Cruz is inching up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM
