Saturday, November 10, 2012

17 best excuses for Romney’s defeat

http://www.salon.com/2012/11/08/seventeen_best_excuses_romneys_defeat/


only seventeen?
GOT SEVENTEEN EXCUSES for losing, but being a mendacious, flip-flopping, misogynistic, morally-bankrupt super-millionaire who made a fortune outsourcing American jobs, isn’t one of them.
What happened to the MittmentumIt’s Mitt-diculous! Did Hurricane Sandy blow Benghazi out of the water? Was it the economy? Was it a case of Bin Laden-is-dead-and-Chevy-is-alive? Was it Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Who Doesn’t Want the Government in her Vagina?
1. Someone forgot to block off the wheelchair ramps in Ohio.
2. It’s not Mitt Romney’s fault that racism just isn’t asfashionable as it used to be. What’s next? Petticoats? Butter churns? Blood-letting?
3. No one could have anticipated that single mothers (the ones whose children Mitt blames for all the gun violence in this country) owned shoes with such good arch support they could wait in line for nine hours to vote.
 how about he is just not the kind of person the majority wants to be anywhere near the gov't