Friday, November 20, 2015

Donald Trump says he has the power to 'predict' terrorism

Donald Trump, terrorism psychic.
The Republican frontrunner boasted of his innate “instinct” for predicting terrorist threats, he told a packed crowd at Tennessee’s Knoxville Convention Center Monday night.
“In my book I predicted terrorism because I can feel it,” said Trump, who has made his billions developing casinos and hotels. “I can feel it like I feel a good location.”
I've heard candidates promise secret plans for winning wars, and secret plans for "replacing" Obamacare are forever not arriving, but this may be the first time a candidate has suggested that they have a secret superpower for predicting terrorism.
Mind you, his declared "prediction" in the year 2000 that Osama Bin Laden wanted to strike the United States was less a Donald Trump superpower and more the thing that Every Goddamn Person Other Than The People Hired By George W. Bush knew, so I'm not sure we should count that one. And if he's "predicted" anything else, he has not yet shared it with the rest of us. Presumably because we have not paid the required terrorism prediction subscription fee.
But no doubt if we elect Donald Trump president, he will use his terrorism prediction capabilities to predict, um, terrorism. 
The sad thing? It's still better than Jeb Bush's pitch.
nah what's sad is their are people out there that would vote for him on that hyperbole alone.  did he just develop this super power because just wondering why he couldn't predict his multiple bankruptcies Bush well he's scared of his shadow.

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