Kim Davis Announces Move to Asheville, NC

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/10/15/1432770/-Kim-Davis-Announces-Move-to-Asheville-NC

Kim Davis, the stalwart County Clerk from Rowan County, Kentucky, has announced that she is moving to Asheville, North Carolina along with her husband, Joe Davis.

Davis has long embraced the Biblical mandate to “love thy neighbor.”

Get your scorecard ready:

Davis has been married four times to three different men. The first three marriages ended in divorce in 1994, 2006, and 2008. She is the mother of twins, who were born five months after her divorce from her first husband. Her third husband is the biological father of the twins, who were adopted by her second husband, Joe Davis, who is also her fourth and current husband.

Got that? OK. Put away the scorecard and remember, the blood of Jesus covers a multitude of sins.

One of Davis' twin sons, Nathan, works in her office as a deputy clerk and has taken the same position of denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Nathan has not decided yet about the possibility of running for County Clerk in Buncomb County, North Carolina.

Evans, internationally known for her stand against the Supreme Court, and something called the Constitution, feels that her new found celebrity status needs a larger arena than the hills and hollow of Kentucky.

"I feel the hills and hollows of Western North Carolina are better suited to my new station in life," said Davis. "Asheville, North Carolina has a reputation for being a cesspool of sin," said Davis as she knelt to put a ‘Jim Forrester for President’ bumper sticker on the rusted rear bumper of her faded red pickup.

Speaking in front of her doublewide on the outskirts of town, as her husband and friends dismantled it for the TK trip across the mountains, Davis reflected on her status.

"Kentucky" has been good to me.  It's been home. Only here can someone with a high school education, four husbands and a doublewide make $80,000 a year.”

Because of her position as County Clerk, Davis has met with the Pope, been honored by a stadium full of  prayer warriors in Peru and has a new line of bobblehead dolls, with ‘Jesus Loves You and So Do I’ handpainted on the base, coming out in time for the holidays.

Davis plans to continue ther Quixotic spearing at everything that is wrong with the world as she joins forces with like-minded individuals in Asheville.

"I hear Mary West is doing some fine work on getting rid of the homeless in Asheville," said Davis. "I support Mary and want to stand beside her as she rids the downtown area of people who are too lazy to work and would rather rely on handouts, said Davis.  “If we can shut-down the Sunday morning feedings in Pritchard Park, that will be a victory."

When asked about Jesus’ example of feeding the 5000, Davis responded, “If the homeless want free food, let them go out to the mountains like Jesus' followers did where he fed them.  Downtown is no place for them.”

Davis also intends on working with Duke Energy as she continues to spread her message of love and acceptance.

"Solar power is a tool of the devil," said Davis." If God wanted us to use solar power, then why did he put all that coal in the ground?"

okay i got nothing i thought i did but this is not the God loving devout Christian she portrayed herself to be now she has taken on the persona of a right wing zealot on a mission to hate on and poop on people like the homeless.  i think she has flew into the cuckoo's nest and running for politics she should be a shoe in there in NC get her a open carry license and she's outfitted to be a good republican agent for the evangelical God

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/10/kim-davis-finally-throws-towel-marriage

 where's all that conviction sticking to her beliefs guess the beliefs now are go to NC and be a welcome bigot and be a intolerant politician while drop the whole God think like a hot potato well at least she has the Pope Frankie lie to fall back on don't think evangelicals will cozy up to that one.