The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/09/18/783895/-The-Teabagger-Socialist-Free-Purity-Pledge?detail=email

i'm not sure this is real but it sure hits the points the tea people have been clamoring about since their ascending from that petri dish of "how dumb can we make them".  just a little bit of the pledge

I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls.  Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life.  I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

Social Security
Medicare/Medicaid
State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
US Postal Service
Roads and Highways
Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
The US Railway System
Public Subways and Metro Systems
Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
Rest Areas on Highways
Sidewalks
All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)

they are really well off but looks like in their confusion they want to give it all away in the name of protest after they honor the pledge they will blame Pres. for not having the very things they signed away.  maybe than they'll realize that Pres. isn't the problem it's those who convinced them to sign away their lives and that the signing says nothing but DUH and only deprives them is that the plan boycott these things till "THEY" can't take it any longer?