Whut.
We believe—wait, I thought, fast food joints? Eh, don't you guys think that ... they're like of the devil, or something? That's what ... liberals ... you wanna send those evil employees who dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in, thought you wanted to, I don't know, send them to purgatory, or something ... so they all go vegan ... and uh ... wages and picket lines, I don't know, they're not often discussed in purgatory, are they? I don't know, why're you even worried about ... fast food wages, because ...well give her credit for once she is being truthful for once she mentioned several times the she doesn't know. wonder if the scripts for her cable network are just a boringly accurate.
Well, we believe ... an America where minimum wage jobs, they're not lifetime gigs! They're stepping stones!
—Sarah Palin
Is this, like, the outtakes of something? Or is all of Sarah Palin's new "channel" like this? Wayne's World had better production values. You can hear more coherent political commentary on 3 AM cable access shows, things like The World According to Mah Shoe That Tells Prophecies or Bob's Drinking Buddy's Grandpa is Making Sense.
This is what Fox News would look like if all the anchors were coming down from an all-weekend bender and Stephen Colbert had stolen all their coffee machines. This is a behind-the-scenes look at the Disney imagineers first attempt to come up with a Sarah Palin robot for the Hall of Thank God They're Not Presidents and after the test they all just sit staring silently at it wondering how to patch this mess up enough to make sure it at least won't blow out the hydraulics and send an arm flying into the audience one day.
she alone is the best example of the party of stupid, why do they patronize her is it they think so little of their bases intellect that they can serve her up with no fear of rejection maybe new enrollees who find her enthralling and must see. when you can't get them to book you start your own then only the viewers can fire you good reasoning but fired by one is better than fired by the masses.
