Monday, August 27, 2012

Sex Trade Welcomes GOP to Tampa with Open … Arms?

http://hoh.rollcall.com/sex-trade-welcomes-gop-to-tampa-with-open-%e2%80%a6-arms/


Sex Trade Welcomes GOP to Tampa with Open … Arms?
The tropical storm watch has kinda got everyone here in Tampa feeling down.
No worries, though. Because the Tampa Bay area’s kinkiest are working overtime to keep visiting conventioneers’ spirits up.
Riveted by the Weather Channel? Not to worry, on craigslist, “Mean Bear wants to Hurt You” has a message for “RNC boys!!” about how he’s up for a hurricane-like performance.
Need to keep up appearances? One industrious lady is there for “RNC closet dwellers.” Her craigslist ad states that “This ad is for gay men only that for whatever reason need to appear hetero,” as she promises “I’ll be your BEARD.”
Mama Grizzlies need some attention? There’s no shortage of gentlemen ready to step up, with one “local stud” on craigslist advertizing: “This is the perfect opportunity for you to explore your wild side, and go back home with no regrets. Married, dating, single….no problem. Safe, fit, clean, drug, disease free, non-smoker, non-drinker, 29-year-old white male. … If you are brave enough, let’s have some fun….”
i had thoughts about the potential quenching of republican thirst for jollies, probably the only diverse topic they agree on with one rule "if you get caught you are sol", but they do make exceptions and have their more likely to sign pledges to act in a more conducive to your station approach and leave the right wing lecherous demeanor at home in the attic.
wonder how many are going for the perks?