>> Confucius Says ... Chinese Proverbs (NOT!)
>> Confucius was one of the world’s greatest philosophers. Here are some humorous Confucius sayings:
>> A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.
>> Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
>> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>> Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk.
>> Panties not best thing on earth! But, next to best thing on earth.
>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
>> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>> Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
>> Man who leaps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
>> Confucius was one of the world’s greatest philosophers. Here are some humorous Confucius sayings:
>> A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.
>> Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
>> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>> Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk.
>> Panties not best thing on earth! But, next to best thing on earth.
>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
>> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>> Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
>> Man who leaps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
