http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/06/29/1397711/-Donald-Trump-says-if-he-s-elected-president-he-will-change-his-hairstyle?detail=email
He'll defeat ISIS single-handedly. He'll build a wall on our southern border and make Mexico pay for it. He'd change his hair.
WINTERSET, Ia. – Donald Trump says if he gets elected president, he would have to change his hair style because he wouldn't have time to maintain it, as he would be working his butt off in the White House.
Now there's a lede. File this under Elections, Our Modern, and also under promises President Donald Trump would never be able to keep. Donald Trump without his hair helmet would be like Rick Santorum without his sanctimoniousness. Without his defining feature he'd just be an everyday, normal asshole.
What? He doesn't have people for that? Hiring on a new staff to comb President Trump's hair seems like one of those shovel-ready projects we're always going on about. Create those jobs, Mr. Job Creator.
He's almost certainly going to be in the first debate, you know. This is going to be so, so wonderful.
Trump has successfully ditched the klown kar act and has gone on a one man carny show, he's all the weird carnaval attractions you've ever seen or heard about. next appearance i expect him to bite te head off a chicken or reveal another head under that rug. why haven't they sent the hook out and yanked him off stage like they did every other bomb vaudeville act. but the more air time he gets the more damage control republicans have to do leaving less time to make up scandals and lies.
do you really think the gop hierarchy the Koch's et al will allow that loud mouth on the debate stage???
